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Accounting jokes that really add up :)

Tax and Accounting has a pretty boring rep. At Proactive we try to keep things simple, understandable and where possible a little fun! Enjoy these lighthearded funnies...

1. Which superhero pays no tax? Spiderman, all his income is net.


2. Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited? He had too many deductions.


3. Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes? Because they only have one scent.


4. How did the CPA break her leg? She lost her balance.


5. A successful tennis player has a lot of net income.


6. Intaxification: The wonderful feeling you get when you receive a tax refund until you realise it was your own money in the first place.


7. Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.


8. How do dairy farmers do their taxes? The ones with simple taxes use a cowculator, and the ones with complicated situations have to go to an accowntant.


9. Have you heard about the new dating app for CPA's? It’s called Let’s Get Fiscal.


10. What do you call an Accountant with an opinion? An auditor. Hahahaha!


11. How does Santa's Accountant value his sleigh? Net present value.


12. Proactive Tax & Business Services is a great place to work. Everybody counts.



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Please note: The information in the above post is general in nature and should not be relied upon as detailed advice that applies to all. Consult a qualified advisor for detailed retirement and financial planning advice.

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